Well hello there, Bradley Cooper.
It’s a pleasure getting to write this love letter to you. Is it too brash to say I love you? Meh. Whatever, that’s the point of an open love letter. You’re great, really great. And for a variety of reasons, so I’ll just start with the basics.
Your face. Yup, that flawless face looks good with or without scruff. You’ve got the bluest eyes that make me feel like I’m swimming in an ocean when I stare into them. Too cliché? Whatever. It’s true. I’ve seen them in person, so I feel like I can say that. Your hair is kind of flawless too. It’s always perfectly styled. Well, not always, you have had some questionable looks for your locks, but that’s okay. And then there is your perfect smile. Swoon.
You are a very talented actor, as well. To be nominated for Oscars is an incredible feat, so congratulations on your Oscar noms. Best of luck, can’t wait to see your other films and all that jazz.
You are so funny to boot! Your game of charades with Jimmy, Tim and Emma (Thompson is my queen!!!) had me rolling with laughter. Nice try with “Walk Like an Egyptian.” You were close….kind of. And your Between Two Ferns appearances are always perfect.
YOU SPEAK FRENCH AND SOUND SO GOOD WHEN YOU DO. IS SEXY TOO MUCH? WELL THAT’S WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE. (Sorry. I just really appreciate a man that can speak more than one language.)
I’m not much of a drinker either, so we can do some other activities. You studied English at Georgetown and have talked about your love of literature, so I think we should get coffee, read books and chat about em—eh? What do you say?
I think it’s adorable that you still live with your mom (sorry, she lives with you). When you talked with Ellen about it, I couldn’t help but smile. And taking your mom to the Golden Globes/potentially these Oscars is even better. A man that treats him mom well is a great one, so you must be one of the best.
Don’t ever change for anybody,
This is one of my favorite videos ever