Dear Josh Hutcherson,
I am, and always will be, a Peeta fan. I think I’m going to put a lot of that on you, because you managed to break my heart and put it back together multiple times in Catching Fire (yes, I saw it at midnight, obviously). But we all know Peeta was the best in the books too.
Anyway Josh, you’ve been in my heart for a few years now, and I had a crush on you from the beginning. Now, you are still looking good. Your smile, your laugh, your hair, you face—everything.
You are so kind too and have been involved with so many philanthropic organizations. From your support of LGBT rights to animal rights, there is no limit on how much you want to help. I admire everything that you do.
Your humor, sass and wit are also amazing. Whenever I see clips of you and Jennifer Lawrence just goofing around, I wish I could just be there and be besties with you guys.
So I hear you are a soccer fan? It’s my favorite sport. Let’s play sometime. You like motorcycles? Me too. My dad is obsessed and raised me to appreciate a good bike. I hear you aren’t afraid to be romantic, and I quite appreciate that.
In conclusion, you are brilliant. Can’t wait to see you on SNL. Good luck tonight!
Stay with me?