The day you said you were never going to marry, I was devastated. I mean, I knew you weren’t going to marry me, but I knew then that all hope for women around the world was dashed. But then, this July, it was announced that you were engaged to Behati Prinsloo. My heart was then crushed in the best way. You both are perfect. Congratulations.
But the fact that you are engaged isn’t going to stop me from writing you this love letter, so here goes nothing.
Adam. How are you a real human being? I don’t get it. You are simultaneously sexy and adorable. Keep in mind that I never use the word sexy. It’s not my favorite adjective; however, there are no other words to describe you.
Maybe it’s the tattoos or maybe it’s your perfect smile and laugh. It could be your wonderful abs or the fact that you ride a motorcycle. It could well be your wonderful hair or your brilliant bromance with Blake Shelton. It could also be your hilarious sense of humor and acting chops. You have plenty of aspects that make you perfect.
You can also pull of t-shirts and bow ties. You pull off jean jackets and leather jackets. You pull off wife beaters— not many people can do that.
But to top everything off, you are so kind and caring. You voice your support for LGBT rights all of the time, and I love you for that. You help raise awareness for ADHD and are actively trying to engage your fans in the political world.
In conclusion, I just want to say that I’m always a fan of what you do, and I’d follow you to the ends of the world.